Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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