just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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