WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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