so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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