Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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