Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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