So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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