Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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