i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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