This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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