Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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