I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Of course I have a pirate flag
My vagina is officially offended.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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