You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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