You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fuck appropriateness.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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