There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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