They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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