the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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