i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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