You're earring is so big in my mouth
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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