hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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