I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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