Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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