So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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