He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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