I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The air taste purple.
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