I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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