I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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