Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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