You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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