I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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