Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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