I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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