I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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