just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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