When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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