doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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