yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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