i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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