just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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