have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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