you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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