I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Damn victory sex feels great
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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