GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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