Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
