Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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