At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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