I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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