it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she was so not down for the gang bang
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Oh god it's open bar.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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