Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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