I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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