the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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