ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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