I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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