You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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