just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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