Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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